Elvis Trooper Shows His Burger Love

Elvis Trooper's new trading card available at Star Wars Fan Days III.

Silk Specter Eating a Burger (WATCHMEN)

"I'm used to going out at 3am and eating burgers."


Here's a nice 'Hot Chicks with Burgers' worthy picture of a lady dressed up as The Silk Specter eating a burger at Dragon Con 2009.

From i09.

Burgergasm!

My friend Carlos recently started a Burger Blog entitled 'Burgergasm'! The name is inspired from my last visit to Los Angeles when our crew was eating at the amazing Umami Burger and my girlfriend experienced a mind-shattering burger-induced orgasm. Here is the photographic evidence:


So be sure to tell all your fellow burger sluts in the burger scene about BURGERGASM!

And if I stop being so lazy I might post some short reviews of my recent burger exploits throughout the West Coast!

The Cheeseburger Show!

Episode 1 from The Cheeseburger Show on Vimeo.

I just discovered this great new web show! One of the most well-produced series I've ever seen online! Check it out the blog and follow on twitter @BurgerYeti. (Best twitter tag ever!)

Hamburger Bed for Sale on eBay!

The world famous Hamburger Bed can now be yours! Check out the auction here.

4th of July Burger Cupcakes!

My friend Megan made these delicious looking Burger Cupcakes! The best part is that the 'patty' is a brownie! Me Want!

NPR's Perfect Burger

In preparation for America's biggest burger day NPR has an article and 6:25 minute audio segment on 'How To Make The Perfect Burger.'

Listen and read about it here.

Audrina Patridge Burger Porn Commercial

Speaking of Hot Chicks Eating Burgers...



I guess this is a girl from 'The Hills.' The song is "The Moneymaker" from Rilo Kiley, aka the band featuring the girl from THE WIZARD and Pinsky from SALUTE YOUR SHORTS.

Hot Chicks Eating Burgers Contest!

Carl's Jr./Hardee's is having a contest where you can win a chance to star in a new Burger Porn commercial (if you're a hot chick)!

Check out the details at the official site.

Black Metal Burger King

I don't know the original source, but me likey.

Burger Cult Desktop

Click on the image for the larger version.

The Obama Burger

Last September for The 2nd Annual PIMP MY BURGER Competitive BBQ I created a true culinary masterpiece. The Obama Burger had everything to be desired in creative burger art (deliciousness, creativity, political awareness), yet it was awarded only the 2nd place award. If I've learned anything from sassy 1990's T-shirts, and I've learned a lot, it's that 2nd place is the first loser! Who could have possibly won 1st place you ask? Well, non other than the head judge's girlfriend. How convenient! If you would like to protest this appalling indecency e-mail Adam at adamboyd13@gmail.com with the subject "Rob was Robbed!"


On a lighter note I have finally taken the time to share the ingredients of The Obama Burger with the internets, so you can enjoy one yourself!

- Patty of your choice (All-American beef is preferred)
- Jalapeño Cheddar bagel
- Whole slices of Pineapple
- Wickles hoagie & sub sandwich relish
- Sharp Cheddar Cheese
- Mayonnaise (Mix in fresh garlic, black and red pepper for some added awesomeness)

Toast the bagel. On the bottom bun place your patty, which should have the cheddar melted on it, then a whole piece of sliced pineapple. On top of that goes the Wickles relish, then the mayonnaise on the top bun. The last and MOST IMPORTANT STEP is to cut a hole in the middle of the completed burger. Use the bagel holes as a guide. When you're done you should be able to see through The Obama Burger, making it a beautiful edible "O."


Since I first made my Obama burger back in September 2008 there have been several other versions by many burger artists. Mine may not be the first, or the best... but I have a dream that one day Mr. Obama will eat one.

The Boss Nass

Originally posted May 18, 2009 on my Fetts blog:

Burger Month 2009 #009 - THE BOSS NASS
Originally uploaded by FETTS

I made this monstrous burger in honor of tomorrow's 10th Anniversary of the theatrical release of Star Wars: Episode 1 - The Phantom Menace. It was delicious! (BBQ Burger with Jalapeño Havarti, sliced Jalapeños, diced green chilies, sweet marinated roasted red peppers, and Parmesan Jalapeño Artichoke spread on giant toasted sourdough loaf)


Does anyone else think it resembles Boss Nass' mouth with a red tongue sticking out?